Mexican Food is Like a Penis
Immediately after it’s inside of you, your butt is going to hurt.
Anonymous asked: Penis is like a penis. Once you use with someone,you'll never forget
I don’t understand your grammar but Yay?!
stephanierocket:destroymypride:igniting:cuntsicle:
OH MY FUCKING GOD
holy shit what is this.
i’M REBLOGGING THID BRCAUSE I’M C=LITERALLY CRIYNG
^^^^^jfldsjlkfskda
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^I CAN’T EVEN. ASDKFJALSKDJFLA;SDKJFLAKJDLFKAJSDLFJA HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
there’s tears!!! OMFG
i had to watch it twice! stomach really hurts from all the laughter
OH MY GOD.
BAHAHAHAHAHA AHHHHH!!!!!!
Reblogged from MonkeyNamedBogo
Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body pix.. if u can figure out who I am msg me and we'll kick it. CC required for age but it is free. (annoying i know)
Messages are Like a Penis, When it is sent out in mass it looses it’s meaning.
A Magic Wand Is Like a Penis
Don’t Go Flinging it around before you know how to use it. Someone Could Get Hurt.
