Everything Is Like a Penis

If you are filled with them, It’s not always a good thing.

Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body pix.. if u can figure out who I am msg me and we'll kick it. CC required for age but it is free. (annoying i know)

Messages are Like a Penis,  When it is sent out in mass it looses it’s meaning.

Don’t Go Flinging it around before you know how to use it. Someone Could Get Hurt.

After a couple of months you realize how expensive it is.

Once its gone, there will always be a scar

When its new its pretty, when its old its wrinkly 

The longer they are,the more you feel

The more curved it is, The harder it is to hit the target.

When it takes forever to load, It freaking Sucks.